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| Me last week: | Hey mom if you want to get your nails done next weekend you better make an appointment |
| Me three days ago: | hey mom if you want to get your nails done this weekend you better make an appointment |
| Me yesterday: | Hey mom if you want to get your nails done tomorrow you better make an appointment |
| Mom today: | I don't understand why nobody has any openings. I wish you would of reminded me to make an appointment. Do you know how hard my life is?! |
If you say you like rough sex but dont like being spanked or choked then I am judging you
